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That poor creature is being held in captivity. Someone needs to put it back in the middle of the ocean.

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This place is better for her. (i.redd.it)

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middle of the ocean

NAh, weighted down and directly over Marinara Trench .

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weighted down

Seems redundant?

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fat things float easier.

the problem is keeping their face out of the water.

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see my first thought was 'MAN THE HARPOONS!'

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The classic joke:

How do you save a nigger from drowning?

Take your foot off it's head

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So how is this called? Merboon?

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Turdmaid

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Thought fat floats. Must be the bone density

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Mayo in the water

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My Name is Ishmael…

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"Call me Ishmael". Get your quotes right.

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WTF??? Fat even for a walrus.

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Whale? That's an authentic mermaid. Can't you see that?

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Black people can’t swim

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Needed a NSFW, almost lost my lunch! LMAO!!

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