We need to ban cars too because people can kill with those. Knives as well. Rocks. Gasoline and lighters. We need to bubble wrap the entire world. I tell people technically the safest place you could be is in prison. In solitary confinement. Nobody will hurt you there. You’ll be safe everyday.
got a loiscense for those thoughts ey mate?
Aye, but do you have a loiscence to be asking for me loiscence on the interwebs, mate? It is pretty dodgy when a bloke goes around asking for me information, otherwise put a sock in it.
Until the day they realize they are in solitary with the most dangerous human in the world: themselves
As long as people still have limbs and teeth we can never be safe, I won't rest until everyone is a toothless quadruple amputee!
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