My fucking nephew, 20-years-old kid, was cutting off the core of the tomato instead of starting from the bottom. I had to explain that basic concept to him. I'm going to drink myself into oblivion here. Help my Poal, please!
Why don't you explain, because your description is severely lacking.
Tomato. Core at top. You slice from the bottom up like a normal human being. My nephew likes to "de-core" it at the start. This makes handling the rest of the tomato difficult for slicing.
Is that clear enough or do I need to draw a tomato graph?
The core is the hardest part to wash, it has all the crevices and hiding places for bacteria. I take that shit off first!
My God. It's full of nephew.
Yes, it is. WTF is wrong with him?
LOL, kid never did anything for himself in his life ... And now he will be taking care of his father, my brother, that had an Anuerism (sp) and two strokes, yet is 90% functional, but this kid doesn't even know how to cut a fucking tomato right.
I guess my brother will die under his care.
E: Luckily I'm the basement troll. I moved in when my sister moved out for finer pastures. Hopefully I prevent my nephew from killing my brother.
E2: Also, I gave him the pro-tip on how to slice a tomato from the bottom up, but let's see if he listens.
E3: If you hear in the news that a dragon killed its nephew, you wouldn't say anything, right? Just lizards fighting a turf war.
E4: Remember, lizards lose gizzards.
E5: And somehow my sister and her family got the Master Bedroom ... yet here I am in the dungeon. Bitching like a cunt.
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