LOL, wat? This is my hope for the future? A nasal seeming jew?
Want to know what my hope for the future is? I cannot show the pictures, but my friend's eight-year-old daughter that is slaughtering Bambi in a heartbeat with a bow because she wants deer jerky or daddy isn't going to give her any Bambi jerky ... LOL
Meanwhile I'm questioning telling my nephew to bring all his plates and silverware down from his upstairs ratsnest for hygiene.
E: My fucking nephew, 20-years-old kid, was cutting off the core of the tomato instead of starting from the bottom. I had to explain that basic concept to him. I'm going to drink myself into oblivion here. Help my Poal, please!
E: Another ten pushups cannot hurt, I guess. Did a lot. Let's see if I get through a simple ten.
E: Not so easy because I'm weak and tired, but done. Ten. I'm old ... did kinda take the wind out of me and I need to shit.
E: False alarm. Just minor farts. I'm doing another ten.
E: Whelp, I made ten, but I think I'm hurting myself at this point. No more pushups today ...
My fucking nephew, 20-years-old kid, was cutting off the core of the tomato instead of starting from the bottom. I had to explain that basic concept to him. I'm going to drink myself into oblivion here. Help my Poal, please!
Why don't you explain, because your description is severely lacking.
Tomato. Core at top. You slice from the bottom up like a normal human being. My nephew likes to "de-core" it at the start. This makes handling the rest of the tomato difficult for slicing.
Is that clear enough or do I need to draw a tomato graph?
The core is the hardest part to wash, it has all the crevices and hiding places for bacteria. I take that shit off first!
Yes, it is. WTF is wrong with him?
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