911, I'd like to report an attempted homicide in progress. The assailant is wearing black pants and a blue or grey shirt. He's currently trying to get me out of my car after crashing me into a concrete barricade at highway speeds and flipping my car.
911, I'd like to report an attempted homicide in progress. The assailant is wearing black pants and a blue or grey shirt. He's currently trying to get me out of my car after crashing me into a concrete barricade at highway speeds and flipping my car.
"Does he have a costume that looks like someone with an authority complex?"
Yes
"Oh, silly citizen, he's supposed to do that. Comply or he'll taze you, then shoot you."
"Does he have a costume that looks like someone with an authority complex?"
Yes
"Oh, silly citizen, he's supposed to do that. Comply or he'll taze you, then shoot you."
"Be thankful you didn't get a woman cop. She would have just tazed you with her glock."
"Be thankful you didn't get a woman cop. She would have just tazed you with her glock."
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