when I went skydiving I asked the instructor about strapping a board to your feet which was in a 7up commercial at the time. he told me " this shit is dangerous enough without doing things like that".

Oh heck no! That made my hands sweat just watching.

Yeah, don't care how 'big' that catch net is. F uck that ....

Luke Aikins (born November 21, 1973) is an American professional skydiver, BASE jumper, pilot, and aerial photographer. He is the first person to intentionally dive from mid-tropospheric altitude and land safely without a parachute or a wingsuit and the second skydiver to intentionally jump and safely land without using a parachute.

I'm sorry, "intentionally?"

Does that mean there were some unintentional jumpers?

Net testers?

Maybe if the catch net covered an entire square mile, then I might think about doing it.