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I’m scared of bears. Eat you alive. Run faster than a horse. Sit on top of you eating you slowly. Climb trees in seconds, sprint up trees basically. You should have a gun on you at all times. Not for the bear though. Use it to blow your head off as soon as you know it’s coming for you. https://youtu.be/QLI0H5wWHC8 This video, the guys who filmed it, dead. The dog is dead too. I wish I could find the video of this poor bastard being mauled by a bear. I’ll describe it. You know how a dog shakes a toy? Imagine you’re the toy and it has you by the face. Fuck bears

I’m scared of bears. Eat you alive. Run faster than a horse. Sit on top of you eating you slowly. Climb trees in seconds, sprint up trees basically. You should have a gun on you at all times. Not for the bear though. Use it to blow your head off as soon as you know it’s coming for you. https://youtu.be/QLI0H5wWHC8 This video, the guys who filmed it, dead. The dog is dead too. I wish I could find the video of this poor bastard being mauled by a bear. I’ll describe it. You know how a dog shakes a toy? Imagine you’re the toy and it has you by the face. Fuck bears

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I know a guy who's brother had an interesting incident in Denali.

Seems he and his wife and mother-in-law were out for a hike when they wandered up on a mother grizzly and her babies.

He and his wife outran his mother-in-law. Rendering ensued.