mfw you can get a better sound at home using the handle of your vacuum cleaner... even better you can make a tromboneridoo if you have a vacuum with an extendable handle. you can try that one yourself. its the whole 'suck and blow' thing which is difficult, prostitutes would probably have an easier time learning how to play one. a bit of the ol' zinc paste suncream, a couple of small teatowels hiding your shame, black face and a vaccuum cleaner and youve got your own home made corroborree without the blacks! (why you would want to do this i dont know but whatever floats your goat...)