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[–] 19 pts

Sadly, statistics will show that only 13% of the Umpa Loompa population commits over 50% of all violent crime in Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. The tour didn’t take the kids through that part of the factory. Where they make ‘Dindu Muffins’, ‘Gibs me Dat Gobstoppers’ and the coveted ‘Never Ending Fried Chicken’.

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Despite comprising only 50% of a full nigger, he perpetrated 13% of a felony.

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You win today’s comment contest.

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Nigets consume more candy than they produce. It’s time to send them back where they came from.

The reason there's a lot of crime being caused by black people is because of Democratic policies giving undeserved leniency to black criminals. You'd have the same crime rate with white people if they were treated the same way. Criminals of course usually commit multiple crimes. They constantly reoffend. If the law locked up more black criminals for longer periods of time, the crime rates would drop a lot.

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Not sure if you are a retarded cunt or a retarded shill. Either way you are a faggot. Miss me with that fucking ‘racial equivalency’ faggotry. Cunt.

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If ever there was a clip where Fauci’s jug needs to be edited over this guy’s face and the audio needs to be, “Take da jab, nigga!” or “Masks forever, nigga!”, it’s this one.

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The most amazing thing in common in every single instance of any chimpout I've ever seen is as soon as they get emotional in any way, whether happy or sad or scared or angry or excited, is the mindless repetition of a single word or phrase.

Far beyond the common 3 or 4 reiterating for emphasis of a sentence, they will continue like a broken record for as long as they are in that state of mind. Their brains can't handle emotions and words at the same time, so they begin to loop like they took ketamine and dropped into a k-hole.

Someone needs to do a study on it and figure out why. I'd be curious.

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It feels like they lose track of what's happening around them and are on autopilot.

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Repetition of a phrase produces a cognitive effect in which the target audience will believe it outright or resist it and force a defense on the terms of the phasing itself. It's one of the simplest ways for effective advertising or argumentation for how little effort it requires.

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Pretty sure its all about the EQ, and together with the low EQ the low IQ will make it, as you say, impossible to process the situation coherently, they stick to the one word thats gives them a release, and they dont know how to move on from that state, it seems. Unless stopped forcefully by a change in events.

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They like you ignint you ignint you so ignint

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YOU IGNANT YOU IGNANT YOU IGNANT YOU IGNANT

YOU IG

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aaawww the little fella just probably needed a nap.

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Dummy, he shoulda lost the hat, shades and coat when the cops came and blended in with the crowd!

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The whole neighborhood has gone to shit ever since that chocolate factory went up.

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13% of the normal height.

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He is a mid-G.

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Listen to all these good samaritans trying to defuse the situation!

“Get outta here man the cops are coming”

Niggers don’t even have respect for peace and civility in their own neighborhoods.

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I don't see a weapon, did the nigdget think it was that intimidating they were just gonna" fill dat bag up"?

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Chimpa Loompa

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