I've been tempted to start a fake chicken restaurant in the hood. Hire only blacks. Never stock any supply. Wait for them to all kill each other when they find out there's no chicken.
"Hi, welcome to Chiggin Hood, can I take yo order?"
"Yeah, I wants sum chiggin".
"We all outta chiggen"
"No chiggin? O you jus outta chiggin? Bitch I'ma come in there and mess you up!"
Next day, hire new niggers and repeat.
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