-I have no truck, or car, or van
-no trike, it was stolen by a dyke
-no TV (really)
-the PROPANE grill belongs to my neighbor, he still doesn't realize I stolded it
You have a wittle bikey, I saw you talk about it. A scooter or something.
You must mean 'cooter'...I just had trans-surgery. Now I have a little cooter.
Is it 250cc? I heard that is was.
What, you lost my free candy van??? Dammit!
Are you sure you didn't just forget what part of the river it is parked near? I really want it back someday.
Last I heard, Anticlutch was using it as a Mobile Penis Inspection outreach. He pays 5 bucks per, and the hobos love him.
That fucker will never give it back, that's why he blocked me.
You and I, we would only use it for good, meanwhile I can't say that about ac.
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