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[–] • 2 pts

You’re gonna have to blow me before I’m wasting a half hour on this.

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

Cleaning the machines is laborious. Takes a while. Niggers are lazy so they just tell you it's broken so they won't have to clean it.

[–] • 1 pt

kek yeah, I was hoping to find a single sentence tl;dr

[–] • 5 pts

tl;dr Deliberately 'broken' because the machine vendor makes 25% of its income from 'fixing' the machines.

[–] • 2 pts

so the usual planned obsolescence

[–] • 1 pt

>tl;dr Deliberately 'broken' because the machine vendor makes 25% of its income from 'fixing' the machines.

Thanks Adselm, you're a bro

[–] • 1 pt

I’ll have to watch this later, but lemme guess: they don’t clean them properly and the machine gets infested with insects?

Am I right? Will check back later.

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

Nope, the issue is McDonalds forces all their restaurants to use a model of ice cream machine that the company who makes it keeps broken to generate a lot of shekels on tech visits. It is the opposite of a free market with competition and exactly what you get with socialized medicine, communist government, and soon everything in the USA....

[–] • 2 pts

The machines self-pasteurize overnight. I won’t spoil the rest for you.

[–] • 0 pt

Oh, a self cleaning organism. Like a vagina.

[–] • 3 pts

I don’t think vaginas break down as often.

[–] • 1 pt

Nope. The machines could run just fine. Machine maker gets rich off bogus service calls.

[–] • 1 pt

full tl,dr;

mcD forces use broken ice cream machine Taylor's gets 25% of revenue from 'fixing them' new company sells dongles that lets owners run them properly mcD says 'don't use' Taylor's parent company runs company making crappy dongle that doesn't really fix issues mc flurries will always be fucked