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I was so hoping he would somehow break the fire sprinkler. He'd be blacker than he already is.

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

When I was in highschool a kid went running down the hall with his binder in both hands, jumped up and smacked the sprinkler off and it flooded 2+ floors with the blackest, most disgusting water ever. The worst part was the floor below had this glass pyramid that overlooked the library and around it and in the library was all carpet.

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[–] • 0 pt

Yes it'll pretty much ruin anything it touches, especially fabrics.

[–] • 2 pts

I was hoping he'd somehow accidentally win a darwin award.

[–] • 6 pts

Sometimes this shit is so stupid it actually takes me a minute to entertain how stupid it really is lol

[–] • 2 pts

I don't know, I have always thought they make those grabbers way too heavy, and what's with all of the rungs? Talk about wasted material.

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He doesn't know how a ladder 'works'. This is so stupid.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

fuck its hard to watch after a minute

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Yeah I had to turn it off. It was too apparent that we're the same species.

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The ooga booga is strong with this one.

[–] • 2 pts

If a nigger takes a shit in the woods and nobody is there to tell him not to, does he eat it?

[–] • 2 pts

How long would it take him to screw in a lightbulb with that thing?

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Nothing on his mind not even his do-rag

[–] • 1 pt (edited )

Perhaps he tried standing on the ladder and it wasn't big enough?

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If you can hold a ladder and touch something with it, you can certainly reverse the operation and also reach the thing.

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Have you heard of Pitagoras?

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Are you referring to the idea that the ladder might be slightly shorter in height in an open state on the floor due to its angle vs the manner in which he is holding it?

I would grant that as a rule it is feasible that this angle could put something just out of reach. The amount of reduction in height would be generally trivial for a step ladder but feasible. Certainly not the scenario here as he is holding the ladder relatively low.

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We’re still multiple millennia from the first nugger inventing a ladder.

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We mustn't give the ladder to them. That's called gentrification, or colonization, or something. Nor can we explain the use of existing ladders, because that's patriarchal white man-splaining. We need to respect the multiple cultural perspectives on the possible uses of ladders. There isn't one right way, bigot. This future engineer could be on his way to discovering the next big thing. Let him work.

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I didn’t think I’d see Obama again

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