Presumably they didn't want to wait at home for the mail, so they stopped the mailman on her rout to get the check. The mailman probably didn't want to look through thousands of bags for their check and said no.
That explanation... I mean that almost makes sense.
Imagine you are a sheboon. You've been waiting for weeks for your stimulus check. You look down the street, there's the mail woman. But it's going to take entire minutes for her to make it down the block...
... And you need to go to the hair salon to get you weave did now!
I live in Chicago. I have observed these animals in their natural habitat. Sometimes I feel as though I can understand their behaviors. Sometimes they still amaze me.
Didn't the dumb negress know just to call 877-CASH-NOW?
That dumb commercial is all over daytime television. Sadly, I know from experience. I once had my appendix out and had to stay home a couple of days. Judge Judy and Paternety Court is a fucking cancer. But, I'm positive this sheboon is familiar from daily exposure.
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