I've seen a rooster chase a child, but intimidating a 4 year old is easy. If a 35 pound kid tripped on top of the birdo he'd be up for a mercy kill. Im not talking about a bird with a straight razor zip tied to its leg, obviously.
Roosters are vicious and stupid. They are the niggers of the bird kingdom. They can't even fuckin fly.
I'm guessing you didn't notice the natural spurs they have growing out of their legs. If they flog, you'll feel it. Probably won't go through jeans, but skin's easier.
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