There is always that one dickhead chicken. I call mine karen, she gets blasted with the hose for picking on my scrawniest chicken. Other than that shes cool, she likes pecking my shoes, maybe shes trying to fuck me up, i dont know.
You shouldn't call your dickhead chicken by an astroturfed white slur used against us. Call her Laquisha instead.
It was one of my moms chickens, she raised like 5 of them like pets, she gave them to me when her neighbors started complaining. I dont really bother naming chickens anymore. Karen just kind of sticks out because shes big, orange and a bitch.
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