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[–] 14 pts

Smart enough to ask the question, yet dumb enough to have a fucking spy machine sitting around in her house listening to everything she says.

Ah well, these are the crosses men are meant to bear.

[–] 5 pts

"Hey government wiretap, can you tell me about the bad things my government is doing?"

Herp fucking derp.

Shes also not smart enough to know the difference between future robot voice gods and what is basically a voice search function that will read you the highest matching bullshit it can find. Once you blast past anything an advertiser would say with your shapeshifting reptilian question, it cant just not answer or you will stay up all night blogging about your alexa withholding intel on sensitive topics. So the end result is alexa reads you the first ABS forum post it can find on the topic, and consumerNoobz immediately believe this is a direct response hand typed by Eric Schmidt.

[–] 8 pts

Alexa seems to know the truth about Bill Gates. He is the most genocidal murderer of all time. Quite an achievement. He is up to millions of kills worldwide. He is basically a magician.

[–] [deleted] 4 pts

People knew the truth about Bill during his Microsoft days and everyone hated his guts. Then he started his charities and his PR machine did its work. Now it's slowly swinging back, he became too greedy and all the praises made him forget he was just a slimy unlikable little nerd and it's all crumbling down again.

[–] 3 pts

The narrative is that once vaccines prevent child mortality, black niggers will suddenly decide they dont need to have 12 children anymore. Applying white logic to ape like creatures... If this labcoat theory turns out to be bullshit, there will be a billion extra niggers on this planet, all heading for europe.

That's not a theory, that's the plan.

[–] 0 pt

but welfare that is only paid to the parents of children, not welfare that goes to help out an adult directly in any way shape or form, so they still need to pop out babies constantly to get free gibs.

[–] 2 pts

If we're making a video about Alexa, why does the woman need to be in the frame at all?

[–] [deleted] 2 pts

i already convinced my family members to get rid of their alexa units by doing the same thing this british woman did. alexa keeps a record of what you're doing as it is. i will never have one of those things in my residence.

[–] [deleted] 4 pts

If you carry a smart phone then it doesn’t even matter.

[–] 1 pt

OR are near a smart phone.

you can always turn off the location . that way they don't know where you are 😉

[–] 0 pt

You can't. Even when it's off, it's on.

Oh, they know; tower triangulation.

[–] 0 pt

So what? They can't legally do anything. I hope they do so I can sue them for violating the constitution.

[–] 1 pt

He's killing off the sand niggers and niggers right?

[–] 1 pt

Heres a fun thing. Create a Web Forum. Run Code for Alexa to search it. Write all sorts of crazy unverifiable shit in it.

THEN: Ask Alexia the shit you just posted in your forum.

As you will recognize it says Here what I found on the web: Then quotes something. Sorry to be a debbie downer but dont be as dumb as this cunt. She's a cum catcher and thats it.

[–] 2 pts

At least she's cute and normal weight

[–] [deleted] -1 pt

She's also post-wall and has a horrible accent.

I think her accent is quite attractive.

This thing takes key words and does a Google search and reads an article summary back to you. Is this supposed to be some kind of bomb shell?

[–] 0 pt

Yes. I'm 14 and this is deep.

[–] 0 pt

not much sun where she lives

[–] 1 pt

She sounds British. They like rain there.