You think all of your teachers are dicks too DON'T YOU? If you READ the Bible, God is NOT characterized how POP CULTURE (satan) characterizes him. He is NOT a bearded old man, sitting on a cloud, granting wishes. NOT AT ALL. You should READ the Bible. God means BUSINESS. This is a TEST (involuntary POP quiz I imagine). Burn in hell for eternity? Try DISPOSED of as defective junk. OR you can CHOOSE to be a POSITIVE force and PASS the test. If I HAVE to exist (I do) in ANY way for ETERNITY (this life doesn't even EXIST compared to eternity), I want to be SEGREGATED from evil (LESSON LEARNED here on Earth). If I HAVE to exist for ETERNITY in a "life" JUST like here on Earth (with EVIL in our midst). I have NO interest in EXISTENCE at all. God will CHOOSE. I will ACCEPT that judgment. HOW is God being a dick? Because YOU don't get what YOU want, with NO regard to YOUR impact on OTHERS or the overall good of the infinite universe (however insignificant)? Seems like YOU are the one being a DICK. To me anyway. Do NOT go through life as a petulant child BLAMING God. That (in the Bible too) WILL NOT fly as a rational position. Jesus has ONLY been dead around 2 days so far.