Why the fuck are your cats outside?
It's a ranch, not a Manhattan apartment, you faggot.
Even more reason they shouldn't be outside, but I guess if you like finding your cat's heads in your yard by all means.
Rule of thumb: If a barn cat ain't safe there, then neither are your other critters, especially your chickens. You ever country, boy?
Cats don't belong outside. They are fucking terrible for the environment.
Every year cats kill about a billion birds. Fuck cats.
Fuck those birds. They're supposed to be predated upon. That's part of their life cycle, the slow or stupid or blind ones get eaten, leaving only the fast and smart and sharp-eyed. And cats also do something that's useful to humans: They kill rats and mice.
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