He was wrong on the smell. The older you get, the worse you smell, and it ain't from hoarding. When I was young I could skip taking a shower for a day, and nobody could tell. After about age fifty, everybody was a fuckin' critic. Now It's a shower a day, unless I stay inside. Old man sweat just smells worse. Also, compounding that is the problem of dribbling....the plumbing don't shut off as well (or as quick) as it used to, plus halitosis kicks into overdrive, no matter how much you brush or gargle. See kiddies, lotsa fun stuff to look forward to!