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Stay off my lawn! LOL

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You know, the older I get the more I think "You know I get it". He worked hard for that lawn, get the fuck off of his lawn.

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I never worry about such things. I have this huge cottonwood tree in my from yard and when I first moved in a few neighborhood kids rang my doorbell and asked if they could climb it, because it was the 'best climbing tree anywhere' - LOL. I thought that was cool, especially since they made it a point to ask ... and told them that as long as their parents were okay with it, it was fine with me. It's kinda neat being an old guy hearing the kids out front from time to time having a good old fashioned ball climbing that tree. Plus I didn't get a grumpy old man reputation, even though I was only in my fifties or so then.

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If I lived in a different neighbor hood I might let kids climb my trees but not this one, in this one I'm only in my 30s but kid can get off my lawn other than my own and their friends.

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He was wrong on the smell. The older you get, the worse you smell, and it ain't from hoarding. When I was young I could skip taking a shower for a day, and nobody could tell. After about age fifty, everybody was a fuckin' critic. Now It's a shower a day, unless I stay inside. Old man sweat just smells worse. Also, compounding that is the problem of dribbling....the plumbing don't shut off as well (or as quick) as it used to, plus halitosis kicks into overdrive, no matter how much you brush or gargle. See kiddies, lotsa fun stuff to look forward to!