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Git a box of matches drench yo self in gasoline light yo self on fire

Git a bix of matches. Find a matress. Light it on fire.

Problem solved

Also find some paper bags. Stuff yo clothes wit dem. Put 5 bags around yo dick. Den fap

But don take mah wurd for it - reading rainbow

I think you missed the drinking nothing but alchohol for days on end. Then you won't need a match or gasoline. It's called spontaneus combustion .