Sometimes I wish I lived in a place with niggers just so I could put a cardboard box on my porch and wait for one to show up.
ProTip: Most states with castle doctrine law say that you can only shoot to prevent a felony. So, be sure to check how much something stolen needs to be in order to be a felony. Then put that much cash in the box.
Just mail it insured for $500
Also add in some 'essential' life saving medical equipment - asthma inhaler or epi-pen etc .
"Wah, literally trying to kill me...".
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