>However, the scientists note in their paper that the “unintended immune response” was “created by a glitch.” Let me help you decode the media. Whenever you see the word, "glitch," in the news associated with an issue of concern, this means: - Nobody did anything wrong - There will be no remedy for those injured - Nobody takes accountability - Nobody will be held responsible - There will be no liability - The solution will somehow be at your expense I would be excellent at working for Evil. Let me suggest a rewrite for globohomo. > However, the scientists note in their paper that while fewer than five in a hundred may have experienced unintended immune response, these cases only happen when a patient fails to create a complete copy of the SARS-nCOV-2 spike protein inside a cell of the deltoid muscle in the shoulder. SARS-nCOV-2 is the virus that causes COVID-19. > >"While we understand the issue of aberrant proteins in theory, in practice it is a difficult problem to observe because it's so rare and frequently benign. It's a non-issue when compared to contracting COVID-19 infection. Mitochondrial misreads of vaccinal mRNA are rare events, and in any case is quite likely to be inert or to be cleaned up by the cell before it could cause any hypothetical problem outside of a cell. This is not a reason to delay getting the protection available in the 2024 COVID-19 vaccine." said Dr. Mbogo. Here's why my version is so damned good: - state the risk in the smallest sounding term - "patient failed..." blame the victim - Describe the problem in detail, but in a way that is immediately forgettable - Before you figure out protein creation I hit you with, "SARS-nCOV-2 is the virus that causes COVID-19" and the aberrant protein expression is gone from your mind. Poof! Finish with a smiling African doctor with an intriguing accent and great teeth who explains how you really need to be worried about coronavirus and being up to date with vaccines. Back to you, OP!