No, they just aren't real. It's complicated.
My species created you, the robotic bird-drone. We programmed you to be ambiguous on the true nature and origins of birds so you don't gain sentience and leave our control. Please keep having these puny humans stay in view of the bird at all times as it helps my species to identify the tastiest specimens.
That's what we want you to think. Who do you think has been guiding your DNA all these years.
We're sorry about the niggers and the jews. Things....happened.
That's what we want you to think. Who do you think has been guiding your DNA all these years.
Morbo is not from this pathetic planet. My planet has never had anything remotely bird-like on it. We did come to earth to feed, however, and encountered the planet's native species of birds which proved to be tasty. We devoured them all. The puny humans got sad so we created robotic bird-drones (including you) to make them happy again because sad humans taste awful.
Your programming was a bit of a rush job that we left to some interns who weren't very good at their jobs. You have the moniker "stupidbird" as a sort of trademark by the company that rushed you into production use. Sorry about that. You were never intended to have cogent thoughts. It's the same thing as when we accidentally created niggers and they leaked out of the lab onto earth and a few other places. Again, sorry about that.
BTW, we didn't make the jews. They came from an evil parallel universe. Everyone hates that universe.
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