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Birds aren't real.

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Of course. My species ate them all.

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No, they just aren't real. It's complicated.

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My species created you, the robotic bird-drone. We programmed you to be ambiguous on the true nature and origins of birds so you don't gain sentience and leave our control. Please keep having these puny humans stay in view of the bird at all times as it helps my species to identify the tastiest specimens.