The blame has to be spread around as thin as possible. I won't be surprised to see the strain of test taking being blamed at some point.
How much longer before taking a leak leads to heart attacks?
"...medical experts are unsure why."
What you say when you don't have the balls to say the truth out loud.
Taking a hard pooh can stop your heart if you bear down too long. Always take a breath during a difficult pooh.
I didn't know a stuffed bear was so dangerous. You've opened my eyes, time to burn all the stuffed animals.
difficult Pooh
Laughs in adequate hydration and a quart of coffee per day
Parents, don't yell at your children, the stress could cause myocarditis and even sudden death! If they ask to transition to a different sex, not immediately helping them could cause great stress and even heart issues!
Oy vey!
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