I have super sperm apparently. Normal sperm count 20-40 million. Mine: Over 200 million. Normal sperm motility, 70-90%, mine: 99%. I forget the last metric but it's related to how many abnormalities there are in each sperm cell and it's super low, about 5x lower than the normal range. I could probably get women pregnant by aerosolizing my jizz. I attribute all this to the fact that I love to eat meat and avoid faggot soy shit.