Yeah, that's kind of what I mean. I skimmed the article and none of it made sense. There's no injection that will make you less prone to other things like automobile accidents.
I couldn't read it because it made my last brain cell hurt.
I read through it and thought it was comedy gold. I was expecting some gotchas like you're considered unvaccinated until 14 days after the second shot. They didn't even do that. They're claiming massive death reductions after the first shot! I nearly died spitting my morning coffee up! Then again maybe killing the unvaxxed with morning coffee drowning was the plan all along.
Pressing F for your coffee. I'll pour you a fresh cup.
Nooooo! I haven't had my immortality vax yet. There no way I could survive a second cup of coffee!
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