It's not the headline that makes no sense--it's the data. 3x reduction in deaths among the vaxxed: less car accidents, less cancer, and less heart attack. Thinking about working on your roof? Get the vax and you're less likely to fall. Going for a night out on the south side of Chicago. Get the vax and you're less likely to die from being shot. Ship is sinking in the middle of the ocean? Get the vax and you're less likely to drown.
It's so simple yet so effective. mRNA has made humans 3x more likely to be immortal. Yet some science denying grandma murderers still won't do it.
Or the data could be a complete lie like the 99% hospitalization lie, the ivermectin poison control lie, or the natural immunity wears off quicker than vax lie. What's more likely? Corrupt scientists have accidentally cured death or liars are continuing to lie.
Yeah, that's kind of what I mean. I skimmed the article and none of it made sense. There's no injection that will make you less prone to other things like automobile accidents.
I couldn't read it because it made my last brain cell hurt.
I read through it and thought it was comedy gold. I was expecting some gotchas like you're considered unvaccinated until 14 days after the second shot. They didn't even do that. They're claiming massive death reductions after the first shot! I nearly died spitting my morning coffee up! Then again maybe killing the unvaxxed with morning coffee drowning was the plan all along.
Pressing F for your coffee. I'll pour you a fresh cup.
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