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My idiot friend shared this on facebook. It was a bit tricky to take a screenshot because my screen is only 1080p and there's... so much writing.

tl;dr:

Abstract

Research is a SKILL that only EXPERTS can do, and totally not what you were trained to do when you were expected to write research reports in high school. Did you write an ABSTRACT? Did you format your findings in 12pt Times New Roman? Did you apply for a research grant? Did you stick a dildo up your ass? STOP SAYING YOU DID RESEARCH!

My idiot friend shared this on facebook. It was a bit tricky to take a screenshot because my screen is only 1080p and there's... so much writing. tl;dr: **Abstract** Research is a SKILL that only EXPERTS can do, and totally not what you were trained to do when you were expected to write research reports in high school. Did you write an ABSTRACT? Did you format your findings in 12pt Times New Roman? Did you apply for a research grant? Did you stick a dildo up your ass? STOP SAYING YOU DID RESEARCH!

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But also journals will ban legit research if it hurts their feelings. Science is dead and the left killed it.

[–] • 1 pt

A) Agree. B) Still love your name. Always reminds me of Uncle Jarrod.

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Thanks man. Highly recommend his book "If We Do Nothing" if you haven't read it.

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I have, it's great. I'm an Uncle Jarrod fan boy.