So privileged one has to fake it to be from another race
Congratulations! You learned a valuable skill in this new world order: fakery. Since everything is fake, faking college applications is your first exam.
I don't need to remind you we have fake gender, money, news, healthcare, politicians, voting, education, history, food and on and on.
In a corrupt system, corruption becomes a survival skill.
Fauxcahontas was a pioneer in this tactic.
Good for them. Fight fire with fire.
Put down negro, and you get Pell grants. Entire full ride at many schools, plus spare change on the side.
Learned my lesson. I should have claimed my 1/16 Native American blood on my college paperwork. Lost out the athletic scholarship to a black man. I was the better athlete, according to both the offensive coordinator and the head coach. But they "had quotas" and a "white guy" can't really get their athletic scholarships.
Little did I know I could have played the "Native American" card. Because in the oppression olympics, Native Americans are more oppressed than black people.
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