Oh yeah, the claim is certainly believable... but this is also the type of inflammatory claim that Qtards latch onto and then make them selves look stupid by repeating... In the age of fake news, all claims must be vetted.
A lot of feel-good fake news is being pushed on a website called Newspunch, run by notorious fraudster, Sean Adl-Tabatai. People post it without checking because it makes them happy. I mean, who wouldn't want to believe that Putin had declared war on pedos, or that the monkey Justin Bieber abandoned in Germany had grown up into a gorilla, escaped from the zoo, and was now hunting Bieber down with the aim of exacting a terrifying revenge.
Are you saying the Beiber/gorilla/revenge thing might be fake news?
Nah, it must be true. Nobody would make up something like that! Harambina is probably being held back because all those banana boats are unable to enter port right now. That can't last forever, so pretty soon there will be a Newspunch special featuring Bieber being carried to the top of the Empire State building while the monkey swats fighter jets with its other hand.
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