I hope they don't find that paperclip I had fashioned into slingshot ammo back when I was in 5th grade.

Or even worse, that mechanical assault pencil I modified to shoot staples across the room in 7th grade.

Even your protractor isn't safe. And you're correct, we don't live on a farm.

Ever watch wwf, even chairs are weapons.

It's not the people, it's the inanimate objects that need to be jailed.

Honk