POLICE BROKE MY DOOR DOWN!!! | Poal: Say what you want.

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Cos I told mental health I was going to start chopping my own fingers off and that they would likely find my dead body in my garden in a few weeks time.

They had to check I was still alive apparently.

Oh here's the message I sent to mental health that got my door broken down:

'I AM GOING TO CUT OFF ONE OF MY OWN FINGERS FOLLOWED BY TOES EACH DAY UNTIL YOU SEND ME MY GOD DAMN FUCKING LETTER ABOUT MY MENTAL HEALTH TELEPHONE APPOINTMENT EARLIER IN APRIL OR JUST FUCKING PUT IT ON MY SYSTEM ONLINE YOU CRETINOUS DIPSHITS SO I CAN SIMPLY EMAIL IT TO THE FUCKING COURT!'

Cos I told mental health I was going to start chopping my own fingers off and that they would likely find my dead body in my garden in a few weeks time. They had to check I was still alive apparently. Oh here's the message I sent to mental health that got my door broken down: 'I AM GOING TO CUT OFF ONE OF MY OWN FINGERS FOLLOWED BY TOES EACH DAY UNTIL YOU SEND ME MY GOD DAMN FUCKING LETTER ABOUT MY MENTAL HEALTH TELEPHONE APPOINTMENT EARLIER IN APRIL OR JUST FUCKING PUT IT ON MY SYSTEM ONLINE YOU CRETINOUS DIPSHITS SO I CAN SIMPLY EMAIL IT TO THE FUCKING COURT!'

[–] • 4 pts

Were you still alive?

Will they get you a new door?

Did they manage to sew your fingers back on?

Who shoved the ram up the ramalamdingdong?

Who planted the bomb in the bombulombulom?

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[–] • 5 pts

They claim that my housing association will get me a new door which is funny when the police broke it down.

Well I thought they were breaking it down because of far more offensive things I was saying online, but nope it's because I threatened myself for attention.

Already emailed the landlord.