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November 2019 I tried getting help with finding work from the jobcentre, and some useless bitch redid my C.V with (aledgedly) better formatting and bullet points. I've used that C.V to apply for well over 50 suitable jobs most with no minimum experience required, including loads over the last 2 weeks during the coronashit and I don't even hear anything back at all.

Meanwhile I still have to wait longer for my PIP appeal which was also postponed due to a mere cold and am down to about £300 left with just £140 ESA coming in per week.

Do I cut my own throat open now and bleed to death in my back garden?

November 2019 I tried getting help with finding work from the jobcentre, and some useless bitch redid my C.V with (aledgedly) better formatting and bullet points. I've used that C.V to apply for well over 50 suitable jobs most with no minimum experience required, including loads over the last 2 weeks during the coronashit and I don't even hear anything back at all. Meanwhile I still have to wait longer for my PIP appeal which was also postponed due to a mere cold and am down to about £300 left with just £140 ESA coming in per week. Do I cut my own throat open now and bleed to death in my back garden?

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[–] • 2 pts

I mean, yeah. That does sound like a totally viable option.

But have you tried fellating the hiring manager? I've heard that helps sometimes.

[–] • 2 pts

Also I feel like my shitty ethnic name is the main reason no one will interview me, I ought to legally change it to Shitskin The Cretinous Faggot for a higher chance of finding work.

[–] • 1 pt

Have you started to look for "industrial laundry"? They take about pretty much anyone, task are repetitive of course, but that's also the case in pretty much any given factory, and when your hands are busy you don't think, work days go by like arrows

https://pic8.co/sh/uvy3nh.jpeg

And it's pretty open to "shitskins"

Plus side there are women... Not necessarily a plus, but you have industries where there are like none, at all

...

So there's that

And yeah at the beginning you'll be kind of shocked, because that's super low, lowest of the low job... I mean there's nothing to brag about... But at the same time, it pays, and it's not more stupid or stressful than any other given job on an assembly line for instance. Actually, it's less stressful than let's say, idk laminator for instance. Job is just what it is there's no surprise, there's no maybe, there's no "in between". It's what it is.

[–] • 1 pt

I'd do that but you need to appreciate its not listed on indeed or totaljobs so I don't know how to find it then.

[–] • 1 pt
[–] • 1 pt

Ah but not in my area (Leeds / Dewsbury).

I already searched and applied for all suitable jobs near me.

[–] • 1 pt

What kinda job are you looking for?

[–] • 2 pts

All I have is retail and cafe experience and even Argos wouldn't give me an interview for a Christmas temp.

The answer is anything that pays.

[–] • 3 pts

Well, don't set your hopes up at all, you're probably gonna be shit out of luck for at least another 4 - 6 months.

What sort of shitskin are you?

[–] • 2 pts

Faggot sort I guess...

[–] • 2 pts

Mongoloid, street shitter dad, niggress mother.

On the contrary there are loads of jobs coming up right now for food and support stuff but they are getting swamped with applicants.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt (edited )

Like @Theodore_Kent said you're fucked for a while, but here's the advice I give people who are just looking for a job, any job.

Find a job at a hospital, anything you can stomach for a year. Patient transport is a good one because you'll go all over the hospital and see all kinds of jobs to see what you like (and get good exercise), and hospitals have all kinds of jobs, they're like minor cities. After six months to a year you can usually transfer internally, and a lot of hospitals have preference for internal transfers over outside applicants.

I've seen people transfer from transport to low to mid level IT with no experience, and hospitals usually have kick ass insurance and benefits. If you can handle working nights you can sometimes get a night shift bonus, like 15% plus. There's also a chance for tuition reimbursement, though that's getting rarer now.

Edit - Be friendly, make friends, bust your ass until you get where you want to be.

[–] • 1 pt

I can't get a job at a hospital even voluntary as the NHS requires a minimum of 2x2 year references. I already tried trying to apply for Janitor and Cafe voluntary work and they wouldn't take me as my references are only around 6 months each.

[–] • 1 pt

I applied for several food / supermarket jobs again as loads are coming up, no replies. Support worker job for a housing association that said no experience necessary, over the phone work only and I know everything about benefits maximization and social housing from having gotten all that myself and explained this to them in a cover letter but nope no interview cos I guess they are being flooded with applicants that have been fired or leaving much better jobs regardless of it saying no experience needed.

[–] • 2 pts

You aren't going to get a job anytime soon, focus on improving yourself during the quarantine.

[–] • 1 pt

How with no money?

Literally go have a look right now on totaljobs there's fucking loads of them.

[–] • 0 pt

You'll get hot meals in prison. No need to cut your own throat, there are many to choose from, but isn't owning a knife illegal? Same with murder, I think you need a permit or something, at least a one month course before you can bomb ragheads.

[–] • 0 pt

Owning a kitchen knife is illegal? Really?