A Pre-Summary of the Debate
For those who are going to go ahead with Taco Tuesday and avoid watching the debate, I will offer a prescient recapping-before-the-fact that I'm sure will hold up well tomorrow.
ORANGE MAN BAD
FREE GOVERNMENT MONEY TREE
IMPEACH AND STUFF
TULSI LOOKS TOTES FAB
MEDICARE FOR ALL BECAUSE OBAMACARE SUCKED BUT WAIT NO IT WAS AWESOME WE JUST NEED SOMETHING MORE AWESOME OMG WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
SERIOUSLY THOUGH, TULSI
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