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Wait! I thought the voting machines weren't able to be tampered with.
Wait! I thought the voting machines weren't able to be tampered with.
I know you are joking, but it seriously pisses me off how short and selective everyone's memory seems to be nowadays.
When I was growing up in the early 2000's, it was a running political joke that the 2000 election was stolen/miscounted, and that the 2004 election was sullied because Walden O'Dell, CEO of Diebold, the people who manufacture the voting machines, held a 2003 fundraiser for George W. Bush's reelection campaign, which was a flagrant conflict of interest.
Additionally, in 2003, Diebold had all of their hardware/software specifications leaked before the election.
https://web.archive.org/web/20031008132304/http://www.wired.com/news/privacy/0,1848,59925,00.html https://web.archive.org/web/20031009131908/http://www.salonmag.com/tech/feature/2003/09/23/bev_harris/index_np.html https://web.archive.org/web/20031002222108/http://www.scoop.co.nz/mason/stories/HL0302/S00036.htm
But whatever, that was then, we don't use Diebold for voting machines anymore.
Instead we use Dominion voting machines,
The fact that normies cannot, or will not, remember this shit really makes me think there may actually be some truth to NPC theory.
I know you are joking, but it seriously pisses me off how short and selective everyone's memory seems to be nowadays.
When I was growing up in the early 2000's, it was a running political joke that the 2000 election was stolen/miscounted, and that the 2004 election was sullied because Walden O'Dell, CEO of Diebold, the people who manufacture the voting machines, held a 2003 fundraiser for George W. Bush's reelection campaign, which was a flagrant conflict of interest.
Additionally, in 2003, Diebold had all of their hardware/software specifications leaked before the election.
https://web.archive.org/web/20031008132304/http://www.wired.com/news/privacy/0,1848,59925,00.html
https://web.archive.org/web/20031009131908/http://www.salonmag.com/tech/feature/2003/09/23/bev_harris/index_np.html
https://web.archive.org/web/20031002222108/http://www.scoop.co.nz/mason/stories/HL0302/S00036.htm
But whatever, that was then, we don't use Diebold for voting machines anymore.
Instead we use Dominion voting machines, [which purchased Premier Election Solutions, the parent company of Diebold, in 2010.](https://web.archive.org/web/20201107155311/https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20100520005590/en/Dominion-Voting-Systems-Acquires-Premier-Election-Solutions)
The fact that normies cannot, or will not, remember this shit really makes me think there may actually be some truth to NPC theory.
When I heard that the voting database was using floating point field data, I didn't need to know anything else. Those fuckers were designed to cheat. You don't use floating point to count integers unless you're planning to alter the counts by percentages.
When I heard that the voting database was using floating point field data, I didn't need to know anything else. Those fuckers were designed to cheat. You don't use floating point to count integers unless you're planning to alter the counts by percentages.
When I heard that the voting database was using floating point field data, I didn't need to know anything else. Those fuckers were designed to cheat. You don't use floating point to count integers unless you're planning to alter the counts by percentages.
Someone mentioned this earlier, but I am a poetry fag, not a math fag.
What is a floating point?
>When I heard that the voting database was using floating point field data, I didn't need to know anything else. Those fuckers were designed to cheat. You don't use floating point to count integers unless you're planning to alter the counts by percentages.
Someone mentioned this earlier, but I am a poetry fag, not a math fag.
What is a floating point?
They are unable to be tampered with when a Democrat wins, but have been hacked by Russian hackers when Republicans win. You see, Democrats should win every single election every single time or else someone clearly hacked the machines and stole their victory they are entitled to.
They are unable to be tampered with when a Democrat wins, but have been hacked by Russian hackers when Republicans win. You see, Democrats should win every single election every single time or else someone clearly hacked the machines and stole their victory they are entitled to.
Excellent point.
Excellent point.
Jealousy and stupidity, do not equal harmony.
Jealousy and stupidity, do not equal harmony.
Some Humans Ain't Human © John Prine
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
Some humans ain't human Some people ain't kind You open up their hearts And here's what you'll find A few frozen pizzas Some ice cubes with hair A broken Popsicle You don't want to go there
Some humans ain't human Though they walk like we do They live and they breathe Just to turn the old screw They screw you when you're sleeping They try to screw you blind Some humans ain't human Some people ain't kind
You might go to church And sit down in a pew Those humans who ain't human Could be sittin' right next to you They talk about your family They talk about your clothes When they don't know their own ass From their own elbows
Jealousy and stupidity Don't equal harmony Jealousy and stupidity Don't equal harmony
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
Spoken: Have you ever noticed When you're feeling really good There's always a pigeon That'll come shit on your hood
Or you're feeling your freedom And the world's off your back Some cowboy from Texas Starts his own war in Iraq
Some humans ain't human Some people ain't kind They lie through their teeth With their head up their behind You open up their hearts And here's what you'll find Some humans ain't human Some people ain't kind
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
Some Humans Ain't Human
© John Prine
Mmmm Mmmm
Mmmm Mmmm
Mmmm Mmmm
Mmmm Mmmm
Some humans ain't human
Some people ain't kind
You open up their hearts
And here's what you'll find
A few frozen pizzas
Some ice cubes with hair
A broken Popsicle
You don't want to go there
Some humans ain't human
Though they walk like we do
They live and they breathe
Just to turn the old screw
They screw you when you're sleeping
They try to screw you blind
Some humans ain't human
Some people ain't kind
You might go to church
And sit down in a pew
Those humans who ain't human
Could be sittin' right next to you
They talk about your family
They talk about your clothes
When they don't know their own ass
From their own elbows
Jealousy and stupidity
Don't equal harmony
Jealousy and stupidity
Don't equal harmony
Mmmm Mmmm
Mmmm Mmmm
Mmmm Mmmm
Mmmm Mmmm
Spoken:
Have you ever noticed
When you're feeling really good
There's always a pigeon
That'll come shit on your hood
Or you're feeling your freedom
And the world's off your back
Some cowboy from Texas
Starts his own war in Iraq
Some humans ain't human
Some people ain't kind
They lie through their teeth
With their head up their behind
You open up their hearts
And here's what you'll find
Some humans ain't human
Some people ain't kind
Mmmm Mmmm
Mmmm Mmmm
Mmmm Mmmm
Mmmm Mmmm
Mmmm Mmmm
Mmmm Mmmm
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