Former President Joe Biden diagnosed with prostate cancer. The cancer has metastasized to the bone, according to the former president's personal office.

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Just about every man over 60 has prostate cancer to one degree or another.

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They are getting his spot ready down in hell.

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As they should.

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Keeping his seat warm, you might say.

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Hopefully it's a vax tax.

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Doesn't sound like he got the distilled water injection, does it now.

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I'm afraid that your membership application to the ruling class has been declined, Mr. Biden.

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They are going to kill off Biden before he can inadvertently spill the beans on things

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Lucky for them he doesn't really remember.

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Yeah, but 30 seconds of lucidity, he could wreck some things.

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I doubt he would. If he spilled anything big they would come after his family too.

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Bummer

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For as much as he was used to destroy this country, GOOD. I hope his son and wife die in a fiery ToS violation.

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Please remember to flush twice

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That sucks for him. I lost an uncle and an aunt to cancer. Still a terrible president.