My bank recently asked me why I had withdrawn about $5,000. They could see me thinking about my response. They knew I was questioning why they were asking me. I had all kinds of thoughts like, "my son called me and said he was being held for ransom". I kind of figured that response wouldn't end end well. Then I thought, my gambling addiction is a little out of control, then I finally said I was buying stuff.
But yea, I often structure large withdrawals in $4,700 amounts and try to do it over a 2 week period, meaning $4700 every other week or so.
"Strippers only take cash."
But really just tell them to fuck themselves. It's your fucking money. If you're elderly and they think you're being scammed, ok ask I guess. Otherwise they can fuck off.
I like the being held for ransom. I need to remember that
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