Why would you drink that shit when one of our most patriotic songs literally mentions "amber waves of grain" - it was being made into whiskey and bourbon and rye and just about damn near anything else you could ferment it into.

Never tried Canadian Mist but Crown Royal always tasted like Kool-Aid to me. Crap was way too sweet for my taste.

Wait. You're saying there are Americans who don't already know that Crown Royal and Canadian Mist are piss?

I keep forgetting Canada is a real place.