ask FBI to investigate criminality
FBI: No, thank you.
Just end that agency and block grant the money to County Sheriffs decreasing by 25% per year for the next four years.
But what about espionage? Call the Sheriff. Counterterrorism? Call the Sheriff. Human trafficking? Sheriff. See how easy this is? Just call the Sheriff.
Yes but interstate crime! Call the Sheriff, and the Sheriff will call the other Sheriff. It is not hard. Dozens of them can get together and make a coordinated action without the FBI.
>ask FBI to investigate criminality
**FBI:** No, thank you.
Just end that agency and block grant the money to County Sheriffs decreasing by 25% per year for the next four years.
But what about espionage? Call the Sheriff. Counterterrorism? Call the Sheriff. Human trafficking? Sheriff. See how easy this is? Just call the Sheriff.
Yes but interstate crime! Call the Sheriff, and the Sheriff will call the other Sheriff. It is not hard. Dozens of them can get together and make a coordinated action without the FBI.
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