I disagree with the author's choice of Trump's VP pick (Tulsi Gabbard), but that would actually be a debate I'd watch. Gabbard would wipe the stage with the Dindu Hindu.

I usually don't watch political debates because they are often dull and boring, but I bet these debates, if the actually occur, will be hilarious and very entertaining...

The beep noise system used to block out swears should be used everytime kameltoe starts cackling like a psychotic. Her entire part of the debate would just be thousands of beeps the entire time.