Oh, pshaw! Stuff and nonsense I say! Are you trying to say that the same people who have been systematically conspiring to conceal the truth, and lying to us with every breath about, well, basically everything, for, oh, about the last 120 years or so, are still lying and concealing?
The deuce you say! Why, one could scarce believe it! Surely the republicans wouldn't stand for it! They'd rise up and condemn it with one voice!
Oh, wait...
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