Me taking orders: Would you like your buns top like a man who likes to masturbate with a man's anus or bottom like a man who likes to let other men ejaculate into their prolapsed colon?
Manager: May I have a word with you on the office, please?
Me taking orders: (looks at crowded counter) who wants to guess if the managers a top or bottom?
Manager: Nevermind it can wait.
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