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Its anesthesia normal for a colonoscopy?

Its anesthesia normal for a colonoscopy?

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[–] 6 pts

Its anesthesia normal for a colonoscopy?

Almost always, but especially in an older patient where they'll have to spend more time looking around to make sure everything is OK.

[–] 5 pts

I never had anesthesia with my colonoscopy because they want you to be awake and able to follow commands. They just give you a medication so you can’t remember. Freaky enough on its own really.

[–] 1 pt

They just give you a medication so you can’t remember.

Wtf. I'll ask one of my friends to be a witness.

[–] 0 pt

You had bad/cheap insurance then. My insurance knocked me out. My dad's Medicare kept him awake.

[–] 3 pts (edited )

You're not given anesthesia for a colonoscopy unless you're very senior and old and cannot follow a doctor's questioning so they do it to protect the elderly and senile patient from freaking out and running with the tube up their ass still.

[–] [deleted] 0 pt (edited )

No I’ve been knocked out for every one of my colonoscopies since I got an intestinal disease in my 20s. I don’t know a single person in my group who doesn’t receive anesthesia before a colonoscopy. Not one.

Just like the article linked here by someone else who most likely didn’t even read that article, it is extremely common practice to anesthetize or sedate someone before even a routine colonoscopy. There are some in the United States were trying to change that practice because it’s unnecessary in their eyes because in other parts of the world they do not follow that procedure. But yes, for almost all people undergoing a colonoscopy, young or otherwise, routine or otherwise, they are knocked out for the procedure. Not everyone but most.

And look, if this was some stupid conspiracy to try to get him out of the way by saying he needed to be sedated or knocked out, why would they pick a procedure for which anesthesia or sedation isn’t common? Why wouldn’t they just say he needed surgery? They could invent 1 million different scenarios in which he needed to be knocked out. Why would they pick a colonoscopy if people aren’t routinely put under for colonoscopies?

[–] -1 pt

intestinal disease

Torn rectum isn't an intestinal disease, faggot.

[–] 2 pts

No, an anesthesiologist is not always necessary for a routine colonoscopy in healthy patients, either because sedation might not be needed at all or because a non-anesthesiologist can safely administer light sedation. Source: https://ufhealth.org/news/2018/anesthesiologist-needed-routine-colonoscopies-maybe-not

Right but did you actually read the article? In the United States most people are given anesthesia before a colonoscopy, but it’s not that way in other parts of the world and they are considering if the United States should change its practices of knocking out their patients before routine colonoscopies. Because that is the standard practice here in the United States.

[–] 0 pt

"The question of sedation is a critical one in the United States, where the number of colonoscopies with anesthesiologist-administered sedation has risen in the last decade even as the federal government and private insurers seek to control costs." Until recently in the last decade it is on the rise. But this could be the excuse of getting rid of Joe too......

[–] 0 pt

HE GOT DOOKIE CANCER HE CAND BE PREZ-PREZ NO MORE DOOKIE CANCER MADE HIM DO BAD TINGS NOW KAMEL-AH-AH IS NOW ACTING PREZ-PREZ.

[–] 2 pts

"Biden drove "

No he didn't you lying sacks of shit. Even if he could walk a flight of stairs and wasn't incoherent most of the time, as president you do not drive yourself. Ever.

These fucks are trying to make it seem like the joepedo is a normal, average working man, who can do all of those things young people do.

[–] 2 pts

I winder if the guards at his hospital door are the same ones who watched over Jeffery Epstine...?

[–] -1 pt (edited )

>Epstine

It is spelled 'Epstein'.

Nice try attempting to goyify his name, kike.

[–] 1 pt

Well fuck...don't I feel stupid now. I'm ashamed I got it wrong...sadly spell check didn't like it no matter how I spelled it so I stopped giving a fuck and went with what seemed like most people would understand.

[–] 2 pts

Are they trying to find where his head went?

[–] 1 pt

Depends on how far up his ass they have to snake or what physical condition he is in.

[–] 0 pt

Does someone need to remove the nuclear codes from Harris? She might decide to kill White people. It was OK when they tried this with Trump...

[–] 0 pt

Kamaltoe the hotdog swallowing dindu hindu is officially a security threat. Even more so than Joe but he is mostly harmless. He tells rambling and nonsensical, dementia ridden grandpa stories in between naps and watching children.

[–] 0 pt

Begin praying with more earnest.

[–] 3 pts

For what outcome? Screwed if nothing happens or with whatever happens.

[–] 1 pt

Forgiveness and mercy are always good starting points. Build it up from there and you get to, "God, help us be a nation You will not choose to destroy in Your wrath." Lol

"Don't look back." --Lott

[–] 1 pt

This might be how Joe is going to die. Allergic reaction.....

[–] 0 pt

Maybe the doctor will die from fumes after the fart and shart stories that made the news.