Yeah he is so popular right? The way he speaks to his millions of followers nationwide being totally coherent and not making any errors or blunders, this clearly is the most popular man in the World and greatest president in history.
The eloquence of his speechcraft and mastery of strategy are really unmatched. Perhaps he is a better strategist than any other Commander in Chief. He's a genius.
My dead grandparents and my deceased brother in law voted for him too. That is his magical skill. Biden even is supported by the souls of the dead including pets too!
It's his incredible charisma.
C'mon man
Imagine being so charming you can reanimate corpses to vote for you. What a guy.
Also he is a master of concocting poisonous potions.
He is the first Necromancer to ever be a President. He had millions of dead people voting multiple times as well as animals listed in their obituaries given humanized names.
Yeah, the guy even got dogs to vote for him.
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