Finish dividing up the West and this map would be fine to me.
Call the Red Country - Auth Right States of America
Call the Blue Country - Auth Left States of America
The Red country will outlaw abortion, all healthcare would be like a fast food menu, the roads would be great, and homeless people might get enslaved/shot. Every household is mandated to have one gun. The savings they have on no healthcare is squandered on military and useless walls. Gay porn is the #1 consumed product.
The Blue country would waste all their time patting themselves on the back with masturbatory “studies” that show how much better their country is than Red. Meanwhile, homeless are shitting on all the streets, rolling power outages are common, and National Parks are being dissolved to make room for safe spaces for all the reeeeple.
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