I think their real issue is photo ID. Vampires don't photograph well, and they can't afford to lose any votes from the non-living.
non-photo options, such as a utility bill, would satisfy that requirement
Ridiculous proposal. That’s not a fucking ID, that’s a bill.
Utility bills used to be only one part of what was acceptable proof in order to get a photo ID, like a driver's license. Now it's the ID in and of itself? Truly... Clown World.
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