UFOs are a real phenomena. There's no getting around that. They aren't the Chinese and they aren't the Russians. They aren't secret American skunkworks prototypes, either. What they are, we don't know, but they are real. They can be recorded on video and picked up on radar. They can also make changes in course that would turn a human pilot into red jelly, and can do this with no visible means of propulsion. They can fly through water as easily as they fly through the air. This is impossible for current human technology. Not future stuff -- flat out impossible. It would require some kind of inter-dimensional phasing of the craft. We can't do that. We can't even imagine how we might do that. One last word. It would be ... prudent ... for the Pentagon never to shoot at one of these UFOs. We really, really don't want to make their owners angry.